Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
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All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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