Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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