i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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