Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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