we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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