just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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