I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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