im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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