real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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