The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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