I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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