Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I love you.
Bad choice
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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