brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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