I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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