Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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