he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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