: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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