dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wish i was in the wii world.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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