She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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