I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were destined to go to rehab together
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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