i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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