Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I touched a dick in church today
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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