Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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