I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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