im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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