I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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