I can't watch pbs sober anymore
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If I die, sorry about rent.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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