i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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