woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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