By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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