My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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