It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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