Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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