someone get that fucking seahorse.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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