WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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