i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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