i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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