Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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