it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I need moral support for this bender
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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