I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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