well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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