are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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