You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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