your parents love me but you hate me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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