marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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