I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
