I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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