theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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