party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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