If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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