Jerry, you need to find god
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just google imaged poop.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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